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Thing Demotivational Poster


SUCCESS -




HYSTERECTOMY -


TAGS: look for the silver lining in everything
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by rerun

spacedog - May 3, 2013, 6:32 pm
HA! Old school sandbox or new fangled ballpit?
Reality Lord - September 12, 2010, 8:37 pm

lol


THINGS THAT AMAZE ME - If you say "gullible" slowly, it sounds like you are saying "oranges"


TAGS: gullible oranges things amaze me
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Budog

robbidos - December 11, 2012, 1:23 am
bah! you troll, lol


I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! - to fight back against the Empire


TAGS: empire drunk homeless anything beard
Rating: 4.49/5

More motifakes by EternalEye622

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2012, 5:32 am
He is too old. Yes, too old to begin the training.
whocares0 - September 10, 2012, 7:35 pm
The Force is strong with this one.


BAT COUNTRY - WE CAN'T STOP HERE


TAGS: bat country fear and loathing in las vegas
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by scott

Dougie - January 12, 2009, 9:32 am
Fail. switching around the punchline and all, and just so you fit in with the Motifake crew. You, are a fucktard my friend.


last wish -


TAGS: anything your heart desires
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 24, 2015, 10:17 am
Awesome!
GaryO - February 8, 2015, 8:26 am
Thanks sir UG and Mizz
ughomer - February 7, 2015, 12:46 pm
Superb!
mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:54 am
Sick and twisted!! Luv it! My stomach goes in the teacups, heart in the tiki room, legs on top of the mattahorn, foot in the door, head up tinkerbell's asterisk! 5 laughing Lions!
GaryO - February 5, 2015, 7:14 pm
Thanx guys
concern3 - February 5, 2015, 4:53 am
Nicely done GaryO, Defiantly a 5er, the comments VERY FUNNY are also a 5er
spacedog - February 4, 2015, 6:46 pm
Nicely done. It would take a bigger man than I though, it's a small world after all.
GaryO - February 4, 2015, 6:18 pm
Thank ya, ladies. Now about that offer. Just a corner of the porch…and a bowl…big bowl. Dry or wet? Does yer back yard need fertilizing? Do you have a high tolerance for self licking?
lgvernon - February 4, 2015, 1:52 pm

I LOLOLOLOLOLOLed and read this aloud. My husbing says you'd fit right in around here. No, you may not have the spare room. 5LLLLLs
MissPriss - February 4, 2015, 12:14 am
Make sure your remains are immunized for measles 1st...5L Mr. Gary!


IT 'S JUST WHERE IT DOES NOT BELONG ! -


TAGS: nothing is lost
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by MuddySoapfish

GaryO - February 22, 2013, 10:28 am
this...is....good, 5L
MuddySoapfish - February 21, 2013, 9:36 pm
Thank you
mariand - February 21, 2013, 7:44 pm
well done...


SGT. SCHULTZ - knows nothing


TAGS: sgt shultz knowing nothing
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

sureok - September 7, 2012, 10:58 am
Nice!!!
ICEMAN - December 31, 2009, 3:06 am
John Banner, he died too soon. And many of his family died even sooner in the concentration camps.


BOOTY CALL -


TAGS: 2am thing drunk quickie long burn vs short burn
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Cubbybear - October 19, 2010, 10:16 am
I got 5 mins...Pfffttt!
GreyScorpion - October 19, 2010, 9:13 am
3 minutes, just sayin....5L


THE CONFUSION OF NOT KNOWING YOURSELF -


TAGS: confusion dismay anger nothing
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - February 16, 2013, 5:59 pm
Thanks Space...
spacedog - February 16, 2013, 5:54 pm
Boom. 5L Right on the money Kai.


INBREEDING - What happens when your gene pool is the size of a parking lot puddle.




START THE REACTOR! - Free Mars! Yay!


TAGS: baby weird clothing wtf
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Mr. Shiny

Fatt Matt - April 16, 2010, 1:02 pm
Open your mind, Quaid.


BAT COUNTRY - We Cant Stop Here


TAGS: fear and loathing las vegas drugs lsd
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by MrFaust

rerun - February 13, 2010, 10:06 pm

kinda like your avitar?
ThatGuy - February 13, 2010, 9:58 pm
Wow.... really original


INSTANT KARMA -


TAGS: honey i think his first name was sarge or something
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:22 pm
Sounds like wives that can't mind their own business kill as many people as guns. Anyone else take that away from this?
redhdsrbst - June 15, 2010, 9:26 pm
Where can I get me two of them signs ... I need a left hander and a right hander :D
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 8:22 am
I love that sign!


Fall in love? -




DON'T... - ...have a cow, dude? Good luck with that.


TAGS: cow parts are in everything
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Kspace

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 12:41 pm
Amen! AMEN, AMEN, AMEN!!! 5 cows!


REACHING YOUR GOALS - Take pride in the fact that you've accomplished something. Even if that something is nothing.


TAGS: goals patrick spongebob nothing
Rating: 4.1/5

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Sonson - February 15, 2010, 6:58 am
Looks like my day


NERF WARS - You say it's childish. You say I should grow up. You say they're children's toys. I say pass the ammunition.


TAGS: nerf war ammuntion pass nothing
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:18 pm
Nerf Wars are childish, but live ammunition wars are mature. Said no one with a brain, ever.


20 Something -




LAMENT -


TAGS: whining will not solve anything
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - February 9, 2013, 8:47 am
Yeah... Gigantic... because I am minute...
Reality Lord - February 9, 2013, 6:48 am

huge


WEATHER BALLOONS. - There are more than you think.


TAGS: the military can t hide everything
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by thereddragon

thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 3:27 pm
technicalities...
just me - June 10, 2010, 11:51 am
Sorry but you're wrong... 23064 from 9-29-2008 and 27842 from 10-31-2008. Even tagged Weather Balloons.
thereddragon - June 9, 2010, 8:31 pm
somewhere being the key word. not here
agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 8:16 pm
Similar one of the same title... somewhere.


PERSPECTIVE - to the right, a Volkswagen Beetle to the left, the 30mm 7 barrel gatling gun from an A-10 Warthog. That is all.


TAGS: destroy everything
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - March 22, 2014, 11:47 pm
gracias senor
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 22, 2014, 11:27 pm
Wow! THAT... i5 a visual. Airman, I can spot your motifakes a mile away, that's how much awesome radiates from your posters :-D


YOUNG LOVE -


TAGS: hair pulling day nothing says i love you like a swift kick to the groin
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 9:44 pm
I showed Aut, Grey. She liked it
rerun - December 6, 2010, 8:55 pm

O.U.C.H.
GreyScorpion - December 6, 2010, 8:53 pm
hey autumn, here's what bucktooth" Becky looked like before she blossomed
Mongo - April 3, 2010, 11:50 am
A fleeting moment of inspiration
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:49 am
No, because remember? She made 89901 which was a copy of 89883 which then spawned 89935 and 89937.
GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 11:46 am
guess she was a 1 and done :)
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:31 am
Heh heh... Whatever happened to Miss Plagiari-Pants?
thatonechick - February 9, 2010, 9:06 am
Hey Karen... If you're going to plagiarize, make sure the poster you're ripping off hasn't spent a week in the top 5.
Treehodger - February 5, 2010, 10:44 pm
Lol! A family friend of ours spanked his kid today, who is seven. The kid, crying, said that he is a pervert for touching his butt. So he got spanked again. XD I felt the story fit with the poster. 5L.
Kimjira1 - February 5, 2010, 5:30 pm
Roflmao
BoneCD - February 5, 2010, 6:17 am
5 tuck and cover poodles for you GS
phydeaux - February 4, 2010, 10:42 pm
Amsome! 5L for the perfect look on her face...
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 9:24 pm
Love scars
rerun - February 4, 2010, 8:31 pm

love hurts
ronsart - February 4, 2010, 8:23 pm
Super Job Grey! 5 Lion Kicks for u!...lol


N.O.T.H.I.N.G - A perfect gift For the one who has everything.




HAND WASHING - A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn't pee on his hands.


TAGS: aim is everything
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by spanko1

GrandGremlin - February 4, 2012, 12:51 pm
Whoever doesn't, gets to taste whatever was earlier in the hand later while eating his french fries.
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 6:21 pm
an indiviudal is like a regular individual but with dyslexia. for dyslexia, see poster #148243
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 5:22 pm
and a clean well-educated indiviudal - male or female - would wash his hands before AND after, of course :) good poster and good joke
crankyhead - February 3, 2012, 12:25 pm
... the sink, his buddy heads for the door. Guy at the sink says: "Bill, aren't you going to wash your hands?" Guy at the door says: "No Dave, I didn't pee on mine." and walks out. 100 guys all start laughing at Dave, who turns beet red and leaves. =)
crankyhead - February 3, 2012, 12:23 pm
This reminds me of a Primus concert I went to in the early 90's. It's intermission, the mens' bathroom has about 100 people in it, everyone's in line, not sayin a word, noone making eye contact. Anyway, two guys are leaving and one of them goes to...
maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 11:53 am
Good Stuff.


DISAPPOINTMENTS - Life is full of them.


TAGS: chickens fight something else cubby
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Bovee - March 18, 2011, 8:32 am
Amsome! I am still laughing.
shmoe13 - March 16, 2011, 1:25 am
wrong but funny all bash beiber


HEY - Wanna make out?




WHAT IS SHE AFRAID OF - Not a damn thing !


TAGS: woman guns not afraid anything
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Budog

confinedchaos - November 15, 2013, 9:32 pm
don't know what you're talking about she's holding that weapon perfectly
Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:46 am
Dat Carbine owo
tomyironmane - May 4, 2013, 11:34 pm
HAH. That is 5.56 NATO and AR, comrade. Compared to 7.62X54R and Mosin-Nagant, it has recoil like mouse fart.
nicholsjoshua15 - May 3, 2013, 10:18 pm
I guess after busting my eye socket on an old PU Scope I play it safe.
tomyironmane - May 3, 2013, 5:46 pm
one inch from the scope only applies to the AN/PVQ-31, most civilian scopes are longer, and red dot sights (like the one she has mounted) have no set eye relief. Also a solid stock weld like she has makes targeting faster, easier, and more accurate.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 7, 2013, 10:49 pm
She should be scared of resting her face on the rifle like that. You should always keep your head one inches from the scope and face one inch from the butt.
boston - July 24, 2012, 2:17 pm
My kind of woman..Not afraid to bust a cap in yo azz
maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:22 pm
5L


USS IOWA - When you must kill absolutely everything and cause a tsunami at the same time




AGE - You're never too old to learn something stupid


TAGS: old stupid something learn
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Nadeor

Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 8, 2009, 12:47 am
This poster is very good. I like to see restraint in the new folks, it's usually always funnier that way.
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:22 am
No, seriously, it's in the approval cue right now.
Zed - December 8, 2009, 12:09 am
On its way.
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 11:50 pm
Young teenage kittens?
Sean - December 7, 2009, 11:49 pm
So then ... Zed, we can expect something mildly amusing from you soon, about, say ... kittens?
Zed - December 7, 2009, 11:47 pm
Tell me about it. I accidentally impaled my foot on a frozen herring last Wednesday trying to come up with the perfect motifake. Damn faulty rocket launcher...
agdaniele - December 7, 2009, 11:44 pm
And if you're a serious motifaker, you will fail hard... and it'll suck. It's all about doing your best.
Sean - December 7, 2009, 11:43 pm
Glad to hear it, Nadeor. Just take your time with what you are working on. Motifake will still be here in the morning. So you're off to a good start.
DreMagnum - December 7, 2009, 11:12 pm
Thinkin' the exact same thing
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 11:11 pm
Bart's Hasslehoff?
DreMagnum - December 7, 2009, 11:10 pm
I've seen creepier
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 11:07 pm
Avatar........ creepy.......
Nadeor - December 7, 2009, 11:05 pm
thx Sean, new guy here, trying my best to not fail
Sean - December 7, 2009, 10:54 pm
This is quality. Well done.


ALONE -


TAGS: alone arithmatic love everything nothing
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

rondollins1 - October 15, 2011, 1:25 am
very well put.
mariand - October 14, 2011, 2:08 am
nice


MEMORIAL -


TAGS: calendar only thing worth remembering
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by caveman

maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 4:47 pm
A Great Memorial, Thanks.


BIG BUDDHA'S PIZZERIA - "We'll make you one with everything."


TAGS: big buddhas pizzeria one everything
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Budog

tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:32 am
Hey, even if it isn't, you can bet a jolly fat guy is gonna sell you a good pie.
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:28 am
*Backs away awkwardly...*
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:28 am
Read what I accidentally said to the other guy...
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:28 am
Oops, wrong person... Uh... but you're comment's okay too...
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:27 am
I wish I could give your comment 5 lions.
otakugiant - February 20, 2012, 10:03 pm
Pizza so good it's enlightening
Arvantillian - February 17, 2012, 2:26 am
lol...gotta give a 5l here...i wannabe one too!


8 DEADLY SINS -


TAGS: is nothing sacred
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by MrRandom

5150monkeylove - November 7, 2010, 12:48 pm
Nice one!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 22, 2009, 11:13 pm
Fucking Brilliant!!! 5 bacon flavored pseudo lions.
spacedog - September 22, 2009, 10:52 pm
As long as it tastes like pork fat and not beanturd.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 10:48 pm
reading* Neuromancer
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 10:48 pm
Someone's been Neuromancer
Sean - September 22, 2009, 10:46 pm
Once vat-grown meat becomes cost effective, vegetarianism will come to be regarded as a form of cullinary self-flagellation. And we all know how popular self-flagellation is these days.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 10:42 pm
Sloth breeds motifakers.
spacedog - September 22, 2009, 10:41 pm
Gluttony. It brings the hangovers.
agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 10:39 pm
Lust?
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 10:39 pm
not*
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 10:39 pm
of* nor or. I can't type today.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 10:38 pm
Agreed. Vegetarians need to quit manufacturing their bastardizations or these products and just admit they want MEAT! MEAT! Its a natural urge, but they deny it; this is like their food p0rn, a sad substitute for the real thing. 5/5
Sean - September 22, 2009, 10:37 pm
Of the 8 deadly sins, only one of them makes you wish you were dead.
spacedog - September 22, 2009, 10:34 pm
Nice MrRandom. This doubles up for tomorrow: EVIL.


WISDOM -


TAGS: wisdom starwars nothing to lose challenge
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 3:58 pm
Thanks Man, And Your Latest Batch Of Posters Were Truly De-motivational, It's nice to see the noob bunch doing well :D
crankyhead - October 10, 2010, 3:53 pm
Awesome use of the picture Hammy. Easy 5 =)
Reality Lord - October 10, 2010, 9:55 am

so true hammy.....so true. 5L...again


WHY? -


TAGS: question everything isnt going to solve anything
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

TheOne - February 15, 2011, 7:34 pm
This made me laugh and with me thats pretty rare.
forseti - May 10, 2010, 5:11 am
i like it and didn't know it... ;)
Sho - May 9, 2010, 3:46 pm
I kinda miss them tunnels
Kspace - May 9, 2010, 2:17 pm
Back in the day we'd have called this tunnelbait...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:32 am
Prove it...check the queue
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:30 am
everY everY I know I typed that y. Where did it go? Y oh y?
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:29 am
Each and ever one. I make it a priority to be online just so I can approve your posters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:28 am
so.....All of mine is what you're saying.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:25 am
I'm no help... I let a good three-fourths of the 2L and below posters through. :S
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:21 am
*y
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:21 am
Where were ou TOC?....Aggy was too drunk to stop this last night.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:12 am
Motifakes with no subtext are usually rejected anyway.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:04 am
Prime example of a "no effort" Motifake. 1L
Klara - May 9, 2010, 9:01 am
Why? Do I already know this one


COASTER ADDICTS -


TAGS: women highs lows indecisive things
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Greeny

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 5, 2012, 11:58 am
Some say women are stupid, but I don't believe that. It's us guys who keep going back for more; and that ever famous foot-in-the-mouth moment during that time of the month.
Peso - October 19, 2011, 10:45 am
Classic! 5Ls
mariand - October 19, 2011, 6:10 am
5traight on target...
Reality Lord - October 18, 2011, 10:31 pm

oh yeah...i hear you.


DAY BY DAY - Nothing Changes... But When You look Back Everything is Different




MY EX -


TAGS: ex annoying habit breathing calendar
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by gas

Sho - June 22, 2012, 12:03 pm
Alright. My backyard is getting kinda crowded anyway
gas - June 21, 2012, 11:09 am
sure.. we are talking about.. your style, that is.. ;) (btw i need my shovel back)
Sho - June 21, 2012, 10:49 am
If you know what I mean >;)
gas - June 21, 2012, 8:35 am
thx Sho. actually it could be one of yours xD
Sho - June 20, 2012, 8:30 pm
Fived & Fav'd


HOW COME... - ...things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?! -Homer J. Simpson




MOST SHOCKING - When statues attack


TAGS: some statues will do anything
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

forseti - September 15, 2010, 4:34 am
"you looked at my sisters bare boobs?!?"
Claire - September 14, 2010, 10:42 pm
I'm just gonna take my stuffed K9 and go cry. (the sad thing is I actually own a remote control replica of K9...)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 9:41 pm
Really Claire. Those were the worst 2 episodes ever...and we're talking about a show that doesn't even try.
Claire - September 14, 2010, 8:49 pm
Don't blink.


HEARTACHE -


TAGS: be careful the words you speak hurtful things cannot be unsaid
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by rerun

Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:16 pm
solid rerun


ACOUSTIC RADAR -


TAGS: it s a married thing
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

champ99 - July 29, 2011, 3:35 pm
"Can you hear me now?"
culos - June 29, 2010, 4:30 am
And that's how the vuvuzuela was invented....
GreyScorpion - June 28, 2010, 6:45 pm
"take out the trash?" he wishes, he didn't pay for the last dutch date


365 FOOLS -




THE GOPHER - its really a chipmunk




GREATNESS - This will NEVER be a 5 Lion poster. Oh yeah? Maybe you're right, but I had fun making it.


TAGS: never tell me nothing cubby
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Swampfox - July 2, 2012, 3:30 pm
This is wrong on so many levels. 5L :)
5150monkeylove - March 25, 2011, 5:00 pm
You guys know you love TSM!
Cubbybear - March 25, 2011, 12:41 am
Uh....no. I hope not....Really ...no.
ICEMAN - March 25, 2011, 12:39 am
Still fantasizing on that one. eh?
Cubbybear - March 25, 2011, 12:37 am
LOL!
5150monkeylove - March 25, 2011, 12:01 am
Tossed Salad man would have his day in the sun then!
agdaniele - March 24, 2011, 10:09 pm
We could do a hall of shame, OR everyone could just type "5150monkeylove" in the "search by author" window.
rerun - March 24, 2011, 9:48 pm

maybe we need a hall of shame, 100 votes that average 1.5 or lower.
motinet - March 24, 2011, 8:51 pm

HA! It even made the Hall Of Fame!
calto40k - January 26, 2011, 6:52 pm
never hit 5L my ass its awesome
CANADA - January 25, 2011, 8:58 pm
thats perfect!
Reality Lord - January 25, 2011, 7:53 pm

lolz...5L
Cubbybear - January 24, 2011, 11:41 pm
Tanks
autumnspirit - January 24, 2011, 10:51 pm
You'll never be a great poster maker! You're a stuffed bear! hehe JK Funny! 5L's
jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:33 pm
SUHUGWAGUWGHUA(5 Lions)


THE BACON MEMORIAL PRESBYRTERIAN CHURCH -


TAGS: this is a real thing i swear
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

Widow9669 - July 6, 2010, 12:46 am
a religion I could get into.


life -


TAGS: hiding life silly monty python and now for something completely different
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 15, 2014, 1:41 am
Then can you tell me how you got yourself into those leotards...teehee
maoworks2 - July 14, 2014, 1:08 pm
Been There .


HEY THERE GOOD LOOKING - Did you have anything planned for tonight ?




BE PREPARED - the Boy Scout Motto has never failed me yet




EMO GIRLS - Remember when their clothing was worn by crazy people? Yeah, me neither.


TAGS: emo girls sexy crazy things
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Donsowers

AingealVanHelsing - September 14, 2010, 9:22 am
Because Goth girls and Germany is win.
Derek - July 6, 2010, 6:44 pm
All things gothic have German roots.
forseti - July 5, 2010, 3:57 am
Derek, you don't think of the goths with the skull cap, do you?!?
Derek - July 4, 2010, 11:55 pm
Goths have a special place in the hearts of Germans ;})
Donsowers - July 4, 2010, 8:34 pm
You're probably right! All I know is that straightjacket just screams goth or emo. Either way works, ^^
forseti - July 4, 2010, 7:37 pm
isn't that a "goth"? not every dark haired girl is emo, right? don't know the youth very much... ;)


60TH ANNIVERSARY -




Bat Country -


TAGS: and loathing in las vegas
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by drpepper397

TigerKid - December 17, 2008, 11:05 pm
"This isn't a suitable place to park?"
drpepper397 - December 17, 2008, 8:32 pm
never mind, didn't see the quotes... lol
drpepper397 - December 17, 2008, 8:29 pm
What story? see the movie!
Fatty - December 17, 2008, 5:02 pm
"Finish the fucking story!"


CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRLS -




STOP POKING ME -


TAGS: pregnant women like sweet and salty things anyways
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

GreyScorpion - March 11, 2010, 1:27 pm
GD it Face!! BLLow Job is spelled with 2 L's. and I'll give you 3 more than that for the funny.


ITS A NEW YEAR -


TAGS: new year right thing motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2009, 2:25 pm
Ohhh, THIRTEEN loops! thanks for the reminder Ron!


LIONS - With this many haters around.... They may mean nothing at all!


TAGS: more negative lions are given out by haters than positive ones by fans your low ratings may be a sign of respect your high rating may mean nothing at all comments and compliments mean more than lions
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

crazzyd77 - December 29, 2012, 8:16 pm
How sad
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:48 pm
"prolly have aids by now" WTF are you even talking about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:42 pm
You have a lot of anger in you GrimFilth........Show us on the dolly where the bad man touched you, You'll feel better.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:28 pm
3 fat fucks and many rangers. bet the fatties can't even track down a sandwich in the fridge. It comforts me knowing they prolly have aids by now, and they can't see their own penises
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:32 am
know it alls been a very racist commenter for some time.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:25 am
I see what you mean...taking something innocent as the crew for the Big Game hunt standing in the background, like a Coach would in a Team Photo, and making it racist!
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:20 am
Hey, I didn't know WTF you talking about there Space...So I took a shot in the dark
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am
I meant Knowitalls version and comment. I like TTH's poster.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:17 am
Me too, I can see the Lion's figs...so damn disgusting.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:15 am
I'm a bit surprised that his poster was approved.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm

Well, we all know that know it all is prone to being racist.
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:26 pm
But Know_nothing's version is as racist as his comment below is...
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:31 pm

know it posted his own version of this poster....lame
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 3:25 pm
I'm pretty sure those are the knowledgeable guides that took the fat guys out there, knowitall. They get paid to keep the fatties alive, not pose as tough guys.
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 3:03 pm
lol, all the black people had to stand in the back
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:23 pm
X-tra, try making this poster... use the same picture, but add your text. Submit it... I'll approve it. Let's see how it does. Please and thank you.
Jericho - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm
Hmm...Maybe Next Picture They Can Take With A Bunch Of Slaughtered Defenseless Baby Otters...Assholes.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:11 pm
xopster i think you missed the joke. we vote in lions on motifake.....
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:09 pm
great picture, stupid text. How about: Q How mandy dicks with guns does it take to kill a beautiful Lion? Answer....
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:05 pm
I agree with you TTH as well
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:01 pm
I totally agree with the sentiment TrashHeap. Comments count, votes don't amount. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:41 pm
Just learn not to care about ratings. If at least 1 regular likes my poster enough to comment I am happy.
Jmac0585 - December 1, 2009, 5:37 pm
I registered this complaint a month ago in the forum. It's Irritating.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 5:24 pm
A portait of a dead lion and a pack of assholes. Demotivating all right.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:17 pm
3.67 after 3 votes! Thanks for proving my point hater!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:09 pm
Thanx GS. It came to me in a dream.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 5:07 pm
5 HooRahs!


JUST DESERTS -


TAGS: get to a doctor your left cheek is not the only thing that got tatooed you racist prick
Rating: 4.96/5

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Fentroll - June 21, 2012, 12:52 am
I don't care if its got a mistake, I laughed so hard i blew a nut. 5L
Plug In Baby - May 13, 2011, 10:16 pm
I lol'd at "Deserts" when it's supposed to be "Desserts"
Budog - May 13, 2011, 9:56 pm
Absolutely frickin' hilarious, but it should be Aryan...
Weapon X - November 25, 2010, 1:38 am
OK...DUMBLEDORK-DND-DOOF'S assessment aside...EFFING HILARIOUS!! I immediately started laughing uncontrollably when I saw this one...we have no need for spellcheckers here...if you've been on the internet for any amount of time you know to get over it. 5L
DrowFighterMage - November 7, 2010, 7:31 am
I'm far from a grammar/spelling nazi, but 'arian' is an ancient & extinct form of heretical Christianity named after its founder Arius & condemned by the Council of Nicaea (among others). I think you meant 'Aryan' instead.


BAD THINGS - Come to those who wait It's called death




STRAIGHT EDGE PUNK -


TAGS: nothing like it
Rating: 4.37/5

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5150monkeylove - September 25, 2010, 12:53 am
Only a true punk would dare wear that. 5 razors
pzykosiz - September 25, 2010, 12:46 am
this guys getting his ass kicked in 3...2...1...
Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 4:10 pm
ROR! I saw this pic and had nothin. 5L airman!


GENERATION Y - or just WHY?


TAGS: it s a generational thing
Rating: 4/5

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Claire - January 18, 2010, 10:33 pm
Actually, we're called the millennials. The guy in the pic is begging to get anally raped.
agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 8:59 pm
Odd, when most of the "Y" generation are missing the other "X"
CANADA - January 4, 2010, 6:58 pm
born 1990 and pants @ the waist!
Bartimaeus - January 4, 2010, 6:34 pm
Well, damn...and I thought we were step above the saggers.
Treehodger - January 4, 2010, 6:08 pm
What I love even more then the baggy pants and no belt, are the morons that wear a belt and loop it correctly, so their pants stay at their thighs. *Shakes head in disappointment*
Bartimaeus - January 4, 2010, 4:43 pm
Exactly. Baggy pants are no excuse to sag.
Fatt Matt - January 4, 2010, 4:39 pm
A belt? heh
Bartimaeus - January 4, 2010, 4:00 pm
I wear baggy pants. Yeah, I hold them up with a rope. jk, but my belt kind of looks like a rope. It's one of those ones with the two loops. What are they called?
Fatt Matt - January 4, 2010, 3:51 pm
*they
Fatt Matt - January 4, 2010, 3:51 pm
Born: 1981; Pants: Around my waist where the belong.
Bartimaeus - January 4, 2010, 3:47 pm
Why? For spite, mostly.
Bartimaeus - January 4, 2010, 3:46 pm
Yeah, we're destroying everything you've ever held dear...and the worst thing is...we know we're doing it. 5/5


SUDDENLY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK. -




YOUR SKULL - It's okay, he's just admiring the shape of it.


TAGS: skull depp fear loathing las vegas
Rating: 3.43/5

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TigerKid - March 10, 2010, 6:48 pm
Jesus, did I say that...or just think it?


FUTILITY - Nothing wastes time or fails like prayer


TAGS: nothing fails like prayer
Rating: 3.03/5

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greenejc - June 8, 2013, 12:55 am
Funny. Prayer has always worked for me. I guess you just have to read the instructions, huh?
djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:07 am
I can't pray, but can't be against prayers for others... seems to me like a way of meditating for people who needs more of a "frame" for their introspective work... xx
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:15 am
those were supposed to be seperated...my bad
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:14 am
Stupidity....praying anyway Insanity.....still expecting it to help
tellitlikeitis - March 31, 2011, 8:39 pm
Amen.


SUPER MARIO BROS -


TAGS: mario nintendo fear and loathing anniversary trash is bored
Rating: 4.74/5

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TheTrashHeap - September 14, 2010, 1:14 pm
It may be animated...but it's not "anime". Anime is a specific genre of animation, this is something else.
lesterinside - September 14, 2010, 9:45 am
Oh my Nintendo days.
lesterinside - September 14, 2010, 9:45 am
Oh my Nintendo days.
forseti - September 14, 2010, 9:21 am
An "animated" picture I like to see. Much better than other figures from Japan. 5 magic mushrooms from me ;)
TheTrashHeap - September 14, 2010, 8:37 am
Anime? Thanks Aggy and Random.
forseti - September 14, 2010, 3:54 am
nice anime... :D
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 12:14 am
Touche!
MrRandom - September 14, 2010, 12:13 am
Chasing the same girl for 25 years will do that to you.
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 12:13 am
Sweet.


ITS LIKE MUSIC TO MY EARS -


TAGS: put off everything deadlines
Rating: 4.45/5

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Claire - March 25, 2011, 9:56 pm
I like the picture you chose. It fits. 5L from me.
Anonymous2 - March 25, 2011, 9:12 pm
Douglas Adams FTW!
spacedog - March 24, 2011, 7:08 pm
Nice one.


GOALS -


TAGS: life time human nature eating disease death thin thing friend
Rating: 3.31/5

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rerun - May 29, 2011, 12:23 am

I think somebody else recently submitted something almost exactly like this....same pic/text? cannot find it.


WAL-MART - The only place where you'll see this.




WHY DOES WINTER SUCK SO MUCH? - Then again, with the Curse of a Permanent Double Facepalm, Everything in the World kinda sucks for me




I'M SORRY, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? - "Gingers pwn everything.." Good. That's what I like to hear.




FLAVORED COFFEE -


TAGS: they don t call it friday for nothing
Rating: 4.7/5

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agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:34 pm
More greatness.


FATT MATT - And his never-before-seen application photo for Chippendales. Chris Farley would be proud!


TAGS: has anyone seen that saturday night live sketch with the chris farley strip show thing that was hilarious
Rating: 4/5

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brettieh - August 1, 2012, 5:05 am
I like the gun pointed at his head..lol
ICEMAN - April 7, 2010, 11:52 pm
Something tells me there is a man bra in your future.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 6:22 pm
Matt, you look awesome! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise! We love you! :D
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 6:04 pm
Yeah, that helps.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:57 pm
Just try to think of me as Chunk and not THIS guy...
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:48 pm
I'm gonna try to forget I read that...
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:44 pm
Can't really blame him. no telling what else he had to watch before or after this pic was taken.
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:34 pm
The guy in the poster doesn't like you so much Matt.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:02 pm
Farley was the man...


UH OH... - Bunny's back, and she's ready to play...




RED MAGE - Jack of all trades, master of nothing!


TAGS: red mage jack trades master nothing
Rating: 3.08/5
ME - August 27, 2009, 7:00 pm
I put on my robe and wizard hat...
Attacking the darkness - July 17, 2008, 8:51 pm
Haha, 8-bit Theater, classic!
... - July 15, 2008, 7:48 pm
Aww... How Cute, Did your mum iron that for you..?


BELIEVING -


TAGS: false hope doesn t solve anything
Rating: 4.65/5

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spacedog - July 30, 2012, 10:57 am
Excellent poster Caveman. 5L
GaryO - July 29, 2012, 7:55 pm
It’s so nice to see a consecutive string of really good posters, this being one of ‘em.
Sho - July 29, 2012, 12:09 pm
That's a 5
mariand - July 29, 2012, 11:52 am
amsome...it makes me think about the reverse


STUPIDITY -




IN THE BACK OF MY MIND -


TAGS: maybe she is trying to tell me something
Rating: 3.41/5

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agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 11:06 pm
Perfection. 5L
BoneCD - July 29, 2009, 5:19 pm
This has been one crazy Wednesday...keep postin' guys, keep postin' em
BoneCD - July 29, 2009, 5:16 pm
LMAO
Sean - July 29, 2009, 5:14 pm
HONESTLY PATRICIA Whenever we go out, we are either accosted by freakin' monkeys ... or you lose a damn contact.
bOB cHIN - July 29, 2009, 2:17 pm
Nice pumps...heh,heh,heh
BoneCD - July 29, 2009, 11:17 am
I came to me after my bday festivities last night *honey where did ya go*
CANADA - July 29, 2009, 10:53 am
hahaha LMAO. another 5'er


NOTHING MAKES ME SO LONELY - As Much As My Secrets Held From The Ones Who Mean The World To Me ...


TAGS: nothing lonely secret hidden loved
Rating: 4.93/5

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Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 12:53 pm
That may be but, by elimination, the second-best policy is dishonesty...
tellitlikeitis - January 9, 2012, 12:38 pm
Honesty is the best policy.
pratham - January 8, 2012, 12:19 am
so true... 5L
Rick69 - January 6, 2012, 6:54 pm
Thank you... Sometimes this is quite true for me (which really is kind of demotivational!) but usually I try to not have too many secrets. :)
maoworks2 - January 6, 2012, 5:50 pm
Very Good !


ASK HER OUT -




IRONY -


TAGS: something i learned to like cubby
Rating: 4.86/5

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agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 11:12 pm
LOL!
Cubbybear - August 12, 2010, 11:11 pm
Depending on my mood...LOL
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:58 pm
Hers or yours?


TO SAVE TIME - Just assume I know everything ...


TAGS: assume i know everything
Rating: 4.84/5

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Derek - August 22, 2011, 6:17 pm
Ditto
culos - August 22, 2011, 5:09 pm
Yup! That's me!
motinet - August 22, 2011, 9:41 am

Every manager in the world right there...lol
Verdeckt - August 22, 2011, 2:50 am
Let's work like a team and do it my way.


WOMEN -


TAGS: stupid things men do dumb
Rating: 4.73/5

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ughomer - April 9, 2012, 10:10 am
WTG
5butjam - April 8, 2012, 7:14 pm
Perfect picture there Cavey, 5 proud lionesses... with manes.


BACON - The ULTIMATE love aphrodisiac...it gets them 99.9% of the time. The other .1% don't eat pork or they're just plain dumb.




NEUTER SURGERY -


TAGS: dog fear male thing cubby
Rating: 4.61/5

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ICEMAN - August 12, 2010, 12:55 am
Words to take to heart, Cubby. Stay out of trouble. 5L


IT'S OKAY MOM - He's promised me extra eggs this year.




GENERAL BONKERS -


TAGS: parody nothing more
Rating: 4.05/5

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ICEMAN - April 12, 2011, 8:15 am
5 points of light.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:32 pm
STILL greatness, this one!!!
MrRandom - September 17, 2009, 1:38 am
Instant classic
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 1:01 am
Go on, girlfriend... it draws the yellow out of them medals... n' stuff.
Haarakkon - September 17, 2009, 12:59 am
Honey, THAT font with THAT color?
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 12:55 am
THIS is a funny motifake.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:14 pm
FTA... you see a cause celebre in this poster. I, however, am open-minded and intelligent. Haar wove a verbal tapestry, brilliant in color and blinding in wit. We leave the agendafakes to you, and enjoy motifakes ourselves... you blowtard.
FTACHASER357 - June 14, 2009, 9:09 pm
Figures that Agdaniele would agree with this poster.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 9:09 pm
I'd follow that General into Hell and back ... if that's where that annoying little red dot of light leads us, of course. Funny.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:06 pm
This one. This is good. Very good.


OPTIMISM - "Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today." - Mark Twain




QUIET - If I don't move, maybe they won't see me.


TAGS: cute something animal funny
Rating: 2.11/5

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440wakeup - August 4, 2011, 11:27 pm
should be wont eat me


BUYING LOVE -


TAGS: buy everything never love mariand
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2012, 9:59 pm
As for pet mice, if you feed them something they really like, they give you some of their food as a gift and wait for you to take it.
Reality Lord - April 6, 2012, 5:38 pm

drop this over to digmydog marian...nice
falloutghoul - April 6, 2012, 5:06 pm
Or a cat.


LIFE - MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING -




APRONS - not really needed with jeans and a t-shirt


TAGS: things that go away
Rating: 4.68/5

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Bob D. Sailor - March 9, 2010, 7:47 pm
5L for a heart touching memories.
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 6:56 pm
Damn you Airman!! "sniff" I need to call my Nana now. 5L


F.E.A.R. -


TAGS: f e a r fuck everything and run
Rating: 4.65/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 1, 2012, 4:20 pm
Could be the case, I grabbed the pic off of Google images and edited it in Paint, so I can't tell. Thank you very much though, much appreciated :D
Airman - May 1, 2012, 4:03 pm
looks like it came from Nightmare Before Christmas. Well done
M0rd3kaI - May 1, 2012, 1:19 pm
Thanks a lot Moo+17 :D appreciate it. I'll post it there shortly.
M0rd3kaI - May 1, 2012, 1:18 pm
My great gratitude goes out to you for the comment, thanks, much appreciated :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 1, 2012, 9:13 am
very cool. You should make an uncensored one for M.A.D. 5L
ElleWhyInIn - May 1, 2012, 12:40 am
Love this! Thanks so much... awesome tags for a extremely creepy pic ;) you rock
M0rd3kaI - April 30, 2012, 4:15 pm
Don't worry Gary, a wheelbarrow and a few of us young 'uns will help in that regard. Thanks, much appreciated, got a few posters finally lined up for the May Calendar, hope they'll get the same reception in upcoming days. Cheers
GaryO - April 30, 2012, 4:07 pm
not sure I can run fast enough to escape that vi5ual, Mord.


VALENTINE'S DAY -


TAGS: valentine s day nothing says i love you like an oral hug
Rating: 4.33/5

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mapledoor - February 18, 2010, 11:01 pm
Fucking Chemistry
Treehodger - February 18, 2010, 12:49 am
This must be that nifty Human Element "Hu", that DOW keeps talking about.
Treehodger - February 18, 2010, 12:47 am
LOL!


INSECURITY -


TAGS: feel good inc flying saucers area51 shrek donkey mother inlaws anything that occupy space and has mass fart what me worry
Rating: 4.24/5

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rnbw00 - September 19, 2011, 1:22 pm
Yeh, but which one is still alive, and looks great?


dear abe -


TAGS: dear nsa agent reading this if one man is bathing andanother is peeking in through a window who s the dirty one you sick perve
Rating: 4.05/5

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Reality Lord - June 11, 2013, 6:27 pm

hmmm...when you think about it...an elite feeding off of the life blood of the masses. yup ...you are correct.
Cannabal - June 11, 2013, 2:59 am
P.S. Our government is being run by vampires!


REDNECK HAUTE COUTURE - never cease to amaze me


TAGS: fashion south clothing
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by calichi

Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 2:43 pm
Ah, but where else can ya find a whole ensemble for $1.99 (at the hardware store, no less). ^_^ That's going to be interesting to remove; hope she shaved. :P
djinnyf - March 15, 2011, 1:47 pm
Well... me too! Ouch! xx
calichi - January 26, 2011, 9:54 pm
Redneck high fashion...keep reading
coldinjected - January 26, 2011, 9:07 pm
I'm ashamed that I had to look up haute couture but it makes sense now.
rerun - January 26, 2011, 8:30 pm

please edit out motifake text & post image only to stupidhumans


GOD DAMMIT JOE -


TAGS: match lighter torch anything but not the button jb
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 3:42 pm
The word of the day is "Fire!"...Dammit Joe ya did it again!


G.N.K. - The Grammar Nazi Koalas. They will not hesitate to look you square in the face and call you a dislexic moron. Apply now at your local eucalypt forest.


TAGS: yah this is a real thing
Rating: 3.18/5

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5butjam - April 26, 2010, 2:00 pm
Dyslexic...


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